Do you still have your period?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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