Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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