Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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