We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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