yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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