New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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