you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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