it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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