Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm like, not good at living.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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