You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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