just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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