Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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