My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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