are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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