I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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