The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Houston, we have a squirter
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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