I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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