what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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