i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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