I think I can smell my own vagina right now
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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