It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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