But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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