Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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