K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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