i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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