brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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