no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Life is so much better after having sex.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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