Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
birth control should be required to get into college
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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