but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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