Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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