I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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