either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Me. At least after what I've been through.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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