who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You smell like stripper and shame
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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