I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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