mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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