Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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