dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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