dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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