i don't like sucking hair
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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