Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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