i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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