just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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