i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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