Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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