Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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