then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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