you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize