he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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