So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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