This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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